FARQUAAD: Kill him if you have to--but get him! FIONA: It's the only way to break the spell. DONKEY: I didn't want to say nothin', but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. He, he doesn't look so good. The fields of Duloc stretch out before before, and further in the distance stands the Duloc Castle. Butthy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. DONKEY: Man that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. Out steps SHREK, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. Who knows where this "Farquaad" guy is? Help! DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better. Baixe o arquivo ScriptShrek.js , ou copie oque est dentro do ScriptShrek.js. You got something in your eye? Now, tell me! FIONA: I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. SHREK: Oh, no. She puts her hand on his arm, but he nudges it away and walks past her. Oh! And that's when you say, "I object!". The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. But you can become one. (Drops from the log. DONKEY: Hey. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. SHREK: (sigh) Okay, fine. DONKEY: Wow. Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him. Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. Panic-stricken, Fiona looks back fearfully at the setting sun. You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. Two! Shrek walks off. I'm already on a quest. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. DONKEY: You know what else everybody likes? DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. Ah! GINGERBREAD MAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man. The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. Get up! DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay? FARQUAAD: (To himself) Two? DONKEY: I'm gonna die. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. In 2001, the landscape of animated films changed forever when Shrek premiered. That was amazing! FIONA: It's a spell. The dragon leans forward and gazes at Donkey, revealing its long eyelashes and lipsticked mouth. FIONA: Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. Donkey gasps and makes eye contact with Shrek. Cut it out! DONKEY: Princess? DONKEY: What do you mean? Donkey begins to head in a random direction into the forest. FIONA: No! VILLAGER 1: Whoa. That is a nice boulder. They both turn to see him running down the aisle. The dragon chases after Donkey, stomping on the pile of knight remains in its way. Look I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? Everybody loves cakes! Left behind on the horse is a large set of gauntlets and a pair of leg extenders that reached down to the stirrups, which made him look so tall on the saddle. That'll do. The music winds up and then the box doors open up. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. You're right. Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up. Now -- now remove your helmet. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? Donkey reappears ahead of him, dangling from a felled log. Just beautiful. No one likes a kiss ass. You're, uhuhehdifferent. There is a montage of their journey. Perched on a rock pinnacle, it was surrounded by a terrifying lake of molten lava. I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. Donkey: Oh, OK. All right, cool. (stomps off). I just-- I just --. Bouncy gameshow music begins to play. Bring it in! Me, me! SHREK: Who's hungry? And I'm not goin' out there by myself. FIONA: Sure. Shrek yanks on the door handle only for it to snap off. I don't wanna go back there! SHREK: That'll do, Donkey. Three? Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs (Grabs the helmet and puts it on). The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. All right, hop on and hold on tight. Oh, I know! The Big Bad Wolf and a wizard point at each other. SHREK: Listen, little donkey. As you command,,,your Highness. MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. Shrek: [Whispers] This is the part where you run away. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him. SHREK: Men of Farquaad's stature are inshort supply. Take love's true form. This one's full. It's preposterous! DONKEY: What did you do with the princess?! Run! PINOCCHIO: Father, please! DONKEY: Look, you love this woman, don't you? I love Duloc, first of all. Fiona goes inside the windmill, gives Shrek a look, and closes the door. Uh, remember when you said that ogres have layers? Donkey blushes, causing Fiona to chuckle and Shrek to roll his eyes. Back there. That's my personal tail. It is the Magic Mirror. The abandoned windmill is filed with shadows and cobwebs. DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Hey, what are you doing? Shrek pushes Fiona off him and rolls over to face Donkey. Once again everyone else claps. DONKEY: What's the matter with you? FARQUAAD: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? They arrive at the outskirts of a giant volcano and begin to make their way up. Suddenly the magic of the spell pulls Fiona away. There's no time. (He bumps into a table, noticing mugs of beer). No one answers. DONKEY: (sniffs) Ohh! He gives Donkey an annoyed look. Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Farquaad seems even more pleased, and everyone else claps this time. Right? Shrek turns and removes what little armor is still left attached to him. Shrek! FIONA: Wait--where are you going? It's hideous! The Captain tucks tail and runs off. FIONA: Well(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's athere's an arrow in your butt! Shut. FIONA: Lord Farquaad? DONKEY: --a girl dragon! SHREK: Yeah I know you talked to her last night. To mark the occasion, The Ringer is celebrating Shrek Day, an exploration of . Not there! Shrek runs for the cathedral doors but Donkey hurries to get in his way. & MAN&3& Yeah,it'llgrindyourbonesforit'sb read.&& & Shreksneaks&up&behind&themand&laughs.& (walks off). Give me another chance! Dragon picks him up by the tail in her mouth and happily carries him off. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. Dragon belches and Farquaad's crown flies out of her mouth and falls to the ground. What you got against the whole world anyway, huh? Now kiss me! Princess Fiona? Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. MIRROR: And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! FIONA: Donkey! He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. DONKEY: Oh, good. Farquaad is captivated by the portrait of Fiona. "Shrek" was widely praised by critics and went on to . You don't need to fear harsh winters when you have central air. Have at him! Shrek steps back in shock, misunderstanding the conversation's meaning. DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! Dead broad off the table! That's my tail! Shrek gets up on the ropes and interacts with the crowd, who have now begun to cheer for Shrek and Donkey. DONKEY: Oh! Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear. No! No! That's right, fool! The force of the spell blows against the crowd and all the windows. I'm an ogre! He reads it aloud. Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. SHREK: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming? SHREK: (holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just settle this over a pint? -Get up! DONKEY: Oh, come on, Shrek. Don't look down. Shrek marches through the Duloc Knights, who back away in disgust upon noticing him. SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. Three? But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Shrek, now disguised as a knight in shining armor walks off further into the castle. DONKEY: (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uhreally tall? DONKEY: Oh, yeah. Shrek pushes past him but Donkey pins him against the door. As he is let into the room by two guards, we can see that the man is abnormally short. A bluebird flies over to join in her song. I love it! Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. Shrek uses the ropes to launch himself at two knights, knocking them over with his arms. Come on! They begin to sing along with Monsieur Hood. FIONA: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! GUARDS: He's getting away! Woo, look at that! SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Two! Fiona crosses first and lays a hand on Shrek's back when she gets to the other side. Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. This one's full. Donkey faints and falls into a pile of leaves. Cause I will. DONKEY: I hope you heard that. FARQUAAD: Don't just stand there, you morons! See ya later. Give me another chance! DONKEY: Hmm? Fiona is now intently looking at Shrek, smiling. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fields heading away from Duloc. Fiona, still up in the tree, looks down. This horrible, ugly beast! Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. His eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide, he groans and stumbles off. People of Duloc! I really don't think this is a good idea. Now I really see what's goin' on here. FIONA: Hey, wait. DONKEY: Please! They stop for a moment as Shrek figures out which direction to go. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. DONKEY: Go ahead, have some fun. (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) FIONA: "By night one way, by day another." Hmm? Shrek and Donkey exchange looks. I'll get you out of there! The church is packed with citizens. The sooner, the better. GINGERBREAD MAN: Don't tell him anything! Best most current answer because it specifically answers the question - a space in a string - by providing two options that are portable and very easy to understand during a code review. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. You wanna do this right, don't you? One? SHREK: We? The masked man is dunking what looks to be a small person into the glass of milk. (walks off). SHREK: Because--because he's just marrying you so he can be king! FIONA: No kidding. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. It just needs a few homey touches. I'm okay. SHREK: Enough! SHREK: Love me? The Merry Man shoots an arrow at Fiona but she ducks out of the way. DONKEY: Whoa! My swamp! and hauls her out of bed and towards the door. I did half the work. Guards! Fiona quickly rips the arrow out of Shrek's butt with one great pull. I can change. FIONA: Well --yes, actually! GUARD: All right. Captain, round up some guests! SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. Just go on in and tell her how you feel. SHREK: I live in a swamp. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. Blue flower, red thorns. I won't tell him. Don't get all slobbery. Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he calms down. Shrek suddenly lets go of the branch, tripping Donkey over, and he walks away. FARQUAAD: Who cares?! Shrek has built a fire and is cooking something on a spit while Fiona eats. Donkeys don't have sleeves. Good night. MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. MIRROR: But don't let that cool you off. DONKEY: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. SHREK: Hey I told you, didn't I? The whole congregation gasps as they see Shrek walk ahead towards the altar. Man those guards! It wasn't no brimstone. You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. 75 - "INTRO TO BARRY" INT. Shrek Script Google Doc. I've heard enough. Donkey looks suspiciously over at the large pile of firewood already piled up. FARQUAAD: Beast, I'll make you regret the day we met! (breaks the broom in half). It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--. Farquaad grabs ahold of his crown and puts it on. DONKEY: Really? This be-ith our first meeting. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Shrek is walking towards the windmill with a sunflower in his hand, talking to himself. FIONA: No, no, it's perfect. FARQUAAD: (he picks up the Gingy's severed legs and plays with them) Run, run, run, as fast as you can. Or something! DONKEY: Hey, hey, come back here. -Keep quiet! FARQUAAD: She's married to the muffin man A door opens and the Captain of the Duloc Guards steps in. Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb from a tree branch and runs through the field, swinging it around to catch the bugs. The mirror shows a portrait of Princess Fiona leaning on the window of her tower. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! (the dragon growls) Oh, what large teeth you have! Shrek changed the animation game forever (and if you're doubting its prestige, tell us why it premiered at Cannes!). The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. (Thelonius holds up a hand mirror and smashes it with his fist.) The mirrors flips through each princesses' portrait. I'm gonna die. I was just kidding. Finally all the knights are down. Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! Oh, this? I order you to get that out of my sight now! The remaining guards let go of Shrek and Fiona, backing away. You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings. DONKEY: I dunno, Shrek. FIONA: You just tell her she's not your true love. The sun is just about to set. MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. I tell him, I tell him not Fiona picks the last petal off the sunflower, smiling. Farquaad arrives on horseback, appearing taller than usual, along with an escort of guards. The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. SHREK: You know, she's right. Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way. He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends". Shrek and Donkey gaze out into the crater. Thelonius stands nearby, golding a pillow on which rests the two wedding rings. Oh. (steps onto solid ground) Oh! Fiona gives Hood a one-handed push and jams her finger into his chest. Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. He bends down over Fiona and she puckers her lips. Just, just call me old-fashioned. (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? Shrek lightly tugs at the arrow but stops, wincing in pain. I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. DONKEY: (singing) "On the road again", sing it with me, Shrek! That's bad. She tries to sneak away, but a wood plank breaks and she falls down with a crash. You're letting her get away! A hideous creature! Oh, how rude. MOUSE 2: It's not home, but it'll do just fine. Shrek starts pulling down the wall and picks up a large branch. That's bad! You're-- You're--. This was not Shrek's intention. SHREK: Quest? Fiona and Farquaad are leaning in to kiss, but are interrupted when Shrek bursts through the doors. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. Come on. FIONA: But wait, Sir Knight! FARQUAAD: Outrageous! VOICE: "Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form. SHREK: No! SHREK: (Sighs) Alright. DONKEY: Alright now I know you're making this up. Fiona opens the door and watches him walk away. You rescued me! Listen to me! I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. Please! Shrek awkwardly grins. Geppetto takes the money and walks off. High quality Shrek Script-inspired gifts and merchandise. Please! FARQUAAD: Indeed. I can't breathe. You're great pals, aren't ya? You're my rescuer. I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. FIONA: II don'tthere's something I have to tell you. DONKEY: Oh you're gonna love it there, Princess. Back! GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! SHREK: Oh, I understand. She spins the branch to form a sort of cotton candy, and hands it to Shrek as a treat. Easy! The swamp is a mess but the fairytale creatures are gone. No one must ever know. One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself. The Merrymen are left on lying on the ground and Fiona walks away. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? and set down in front of her. DONKEY: Shrek! Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. (smiles evilly). MONSIEUR HOOD: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad! FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! He walks up to the door and pauses outside when he hears Donkey and Fiona talking. (bounces the bridge again), SHREK: Yes? Keep your legs elevated! (laughs). FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. What's he like? Donkey and Shrek turn to each other and burst out laughing. Shrek the Third is an action-adventure video game based on the 2007 DreamWorks Animation animated film of the same name, developed by 7 Studios, Gameloft, Amaze Entertainment and Vicarious Visions. After breaking out of the forest, the group arrives onto a small rise where an old, ruined windmill stands. No, no! I ain't playing no games. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare -- you name it. FARQUAAD: Excellent! She wanders off into the woods, marveling at the nature, and begins to sing. LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small. Look, it's not that bad. Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? Shrek script Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. [Gasps] Guard 2: Move it along. I'll find us some dinner. And there's that big awkward silence you know? The Script: https://imsdb.com/scripts/Shrek.html Amazon Music Unlimited FREE 30 DAYS: http://www.getamazonmusic.com/RAZZLE GUESTS Grant Turner: ht. (laughs). SHREK: Oh! SHREK: Ah, right on time. I will have--. Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. Fiona stands with her arm on Shrek's, but Donkey butts in-between them. (the dragon roars) I mean white, sparkling teeth! That's bad. DONKEY: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Onions have layers. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. SHREK: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? (walks towards the castle). Shrek arrives back home. I'd step all over it. I love to talk. The bed's taken. DONKEY: Yeah, right, brimstone. The guests party and dance as Donkey takes over singing the song. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. Here's what we know. Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. FIONA: Of course, you are. Blue flower, red thorns. (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him). Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. There's so much to do! A voice sounds from the distance. SHREK: All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom. FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. hear no evil, speak no evil skull tattoo. Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. You're not coming home with me. DONKEY: Hey what's your problem Shrek? SHREK: You're crazy. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards. Take it and go before I change my mind. I mean we really should get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even pen pals. Did you do that? Shrek catches a frog and blows it up like a balloon to give to Fiona. Put me down! The villager mutters to himself. He's ready to talk. part 1 part 2. Your flying days are over. A group of birds drapes a cloak made of flowers around Shrek's shoulders, much to his annoyance. The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. SHREK: And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. FIONA: But this isn't right! Keep on moving. DONKEY: See! A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Listen to Jesus' crucifixion for example, it's odly interesting. Farquaad lays in bed with the Magic Mirror set up at the foot of the bed. 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